Can you see this human
With his company sign which says
Bird and Dog Fancier
And all of us on display?
Would you give him any reason
this buttoned dapper coat of slime
to keep us all as exotic trophies
of his fanciness sublime?
I would like to take this nut case
and keep him fed and engaged
but leash his silly obdurate belief
that we love to be owned and caged